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December 15, 2000

"The Moan-Whine Trail"

For our next four-day weekend, John suggested that we try another backpacking trip, just to be sure that we were ready for our New Year's Eve trek. Since we had always wanted to go to Hutch's Pool in Sabino Canyon, he began to research it to see if it would be doable for us. For example, would there be water? At what elevation would we have to camp? What would the temperature be like overnight? How do we get there? And so on.

It was finally decided that we would do Hutch's Pool, because it was going to be an easy trip, according to John's meticulous plan. Having completed his research, he told me that the best way to do this was to take the tram all the way to the end of the Sabino Canyon Trail (which is paved). That would cut 3.7 miles off of our hike. Then, we would take the West Fork of the Sabino Canyon Trail; from there, it would be 3.8 miles to Hutch's Pools. We would camp at Hutch's Pools, which always had water. It would be at an elevation of 3,900 feet - a little cold, but John said that it wouldn't get below freezing overnight. Since it would only take us two hours of hiking to get there (there would only be 600 feet of elevation gain), we would be at camp by noon or one o'clock, which would give us plenty of time to explore. Maybe we could even go all the way to Romero Pass? Finally, the next morning, we could either hike back the way we had come and take the tram back to the trailhead, or we could take the Phoneline Trail back to the car. That would depend on my feet, since I was going to have to buy new boots before the trip.

Having broken one of my boots on our last hike (on the Coffee Flat Trail in the Superstitions), I needed a new pair of boots. Two days prior to our trip, John took me to Popular Outfitters so that I could look for new hiking boots. I ended up buying the first pair that I tried on, because they fit so well. They were exactly like John's new boots (the ones he had bought in August) except that his are Gore-Tex and these were not. (As a result, they were $70 less than his boots!) That same evening, we also went to Payless so that we could get a new pair of shoes for Mary. Having lost one of her hiking boots on the same trail, we decided to take advantage of a program that Payless was running through the year 2000: any baby born in 2000 would get one free pair of shoes. We got her a pair of sneakers that she could wear during our trip.

Friday morning, we left for Tucson - a trip that would take us roughly two and a half hours, because the Sabino Canyon Trailhead was all the way in East Tucson. We left the house at 6:45 a.m., and after stopping to get breakfast and to do our last minute shopping for the trip, we finally hit the road around 7:15. During the long, boring drive south on I-10, John and I passed the time away with trivia quizzes, like: "I'll give you the county seat and you have to tell me what county it is." Or "Where does this river empty?" Or "World capitals - I give you the country, and you have to tell me its capital city." Our trivia game ended abruptly, though, when I couldn't think of anymore countries.

"Oh, come on," John said. "You missed a whole bunch of them! All of the South American countries, New Zealand, Chad..."

"What is Chad?" I asked, trying to think if I knew the name of its capital city.

And John replied, "It's one of those paper pieces that falls off when you punch the ballot in Florida."

BOO! HISS! GAME OVER! I had been caught off-guard by the Mad Pundit, and I found myself laughing so hard that I couldn't think of anything else.

When we finally arrived in Tucson, we took the Ina Road exit and followed that all the way across town to the Sabino Canyon Recreation Area. (Ina Road eventually becomes Sunrise Road, which ends just a few feet from the Sabino Canyon parking lot.)

It was nearly 10:00 a.m. when we arrived. After changing Mary's diaper, we unloaded our backpacks and headed towards the visitor center to see if we could catch the next tram. That was when we learned the bad news: the Sabino Canyon Trail was closed past Tram Stop #8. In order to access Hutch's Pools, we would have to take the Phoneline Trail to the East and West Forks of the Sabino Canyon Trail. That was going to add four miles to our trip - and they were not going to be easy miles. Ah, great!

So we started hiking from the visitor center at 10:20 that morning in hopes that we could make camp by 4:00 p.m. Our hike began on the Bear Canyon Trail, which cut through the desert behind the visitor center and connected to the paved Bear Canyon Trail, leading towards Seven Falls. This trail would also connect us to the Phoneline Trail, the trailhead for which would be found at the Sabino Dam, along the Bear Canyon Trail.

We made very good time getting to the paved road, but instead of turning right, John went left. I followed, unsure if we were going the right way. I was almost certain that we were heading back towards the main road (Sabino Canyon Road, where the tram runs), but since he seemed to know where he was going, I followed anyway.

We eventually realized that we were going in the wrong direction when we ended up at the Overlook Picnic Area, less than a quarter of a mile before the junction with the main road. Now I knew that we should have gone the other way, but it was too late to turn back now. "I can see the dam from here," John said, and with that, he started blazing a trail towards the dam. I half-heartedly followed him for a quarter of a mile. Then, when the foliage began to get too dense, I insisted that we turn back and stick to the trail.

When we got back to the picnic area, there was a tram there, so we asked the tram driver which way we should go. He pulled out his map and showed us that there were several ways to get to the Phoneline Trail, one of which was to continue on to Sabino Canyon Road. At Tram Stop #1, we would find the Phoneline Link Trail, a spur trail that would take us to where we needed to be. We thanked him for his helpfulness and continued on our way.

Once we reached Sabino Canyon Road, it didn't take us long to get to Tram Stop #1. Just off to the right, we found the spur trail, which cut through a small picnic area then stepped down to the creek. The creek crossing was difficult, especially since the bridge had long ago washed away and we had to boulder hop to get across.

After the creek crossing, the trail immediately began to switchback up to the Phoneline Trail, which was several hundred feet above the creek. Though it was only 0.7 miles, it seemed much longer than that because of the weight that I was carrying. I eventually began to get very tired.
View of Sabino Canyon from the Phoneline Trail
En route, we passed by three forest rangers, all of whom were impressed that we were taking the little one backpacking. One of them thought that it was great that we were getting Mary outdoors at such a young age, that we were raising our child to love the outdoors. We told them that she enjoyed being outdoors, breathing in fresh air and seeing the sunshine; and now that she had her distance vision, she was able to discover new things and really explore her surroundings. We also had to brag a bit by saying that she had already "hiked" fifty-six miles during the first four months of her life and that she had already spent four nights of her life camping outdoors with us. That really seemed to impress them!

It was about noon when we finally made it to the Phoneline Trail. When we reached the trail junction, I suggested that we take a "packs-off" break because I was not doing too well. My back was beginning to hurt, as were the muscles in my belly. Those switchbacks had really wiped me out! "Well," John explained, as if trying to reassure me, "from here it's all up and down, but it's not steep anymore. However, we still have a long way to go till we get to Hutch's Pool."

I didn't know if I was going to make it there or not; instead I kept going, but all along the trail, I kept lagging further and further behind.

I wish, of course, that I had been in better shape when we did this trail, because it was very interesting. The trail followed a ridgeline along east wall of the canyon, tracing along the border of the Pusch Ridge Wilderness Area. It was several hundred feet above the Sabino Canyon Trail and the creek - in fact, it paralleled the paved road. Looking down, we could see day hikers walking or jogging along the pavement; we could also hear the tram driver giving his spiel to the tourists in his tram.

I wish I had been in better shape, but I wasn't. That was why this trip just wasn't meant to be. About a mile after we had left the trail junction, John recommended that we turn around. "We still have a long way to go, but we're not going to make it there as long as you're hurting like that."
Where we turned back on the Phoneline Trail
At first, I didn't want to turn around, because I knew that if we did, I would get to hear about it for the next few weeks. I know that John gets mad when he can't complete a trip as planned. However, nothing about this trip had gone as planned, and I was only going to make my pains worse if we didn't abort the trip. Finally, I nodded and said, "Yeah, let's go home."

And, of course, on the way back, John said, "This is the second time this year I've had to carry all my crap in for a day hike!"

Instead of taking the Phoneline Link Trail back to the main road, we took the Phoneline Trail all the way back to Sabino Dam, where we stopped to have another "packs-off" break at the picnic area there. By that time, I was glad that we had turned around, because even though it was all downhill after the junction, I was still lagging behind. "You know," John said, "this should just be called the Moan-Whine Trail, because first of all you got us lost..."

Um, you were leading us...

But it was an appropriate name for this trail.

We made it back to the car around 2:00 p.m. After changing Mary's diaper, we loaded our gear into the car and started the long drive home. Neither one of us spoke much during the ride, but when we arrived at home, John said, "That is the first time we have ever driven longer than we have hiked - four and a half hours, to hike four hours only."

But the important thing is that we survived another adventure and that no one got hurt.

 

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