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December 10, 2000

"O Christmas Tree"

It seems that everything that we do is an adventure, even if it entails something as simple as going to the forest to cut our Christmas tree. Two years ago, for our first Christmas together, John and I obtained a permit from the U.S. Forest Service to cut our own Christmas tree. We ended up getting stuck in near-blizzard conditions coming home on US 60, when a freak snowstorm blew through Globe. (Serves us right for taking the scenic route home!) Last year - our first Christmas in our new house - we were so busy working on the house that we never had a chance to use our Christmas Tree permit. Instead, we gave it to John's cousin Melissa. When she went to the Mogollon Rim to cut her tree, it was a warm, sunny day, without even a snowflake on the ground.

This year, since it was going to be Mary's first Christmas, I thought it would be nice to have a real tree again, freshly cut from the forest like we had done in 1998. Although John thought I was loopy (considering that Mary will never remember her first Christmas, as she will only be four and a half months old), he agreed anyway, so we applied for our permit. We barely made the deadline, but we still managed to get a good permit, for the Chevelon Ranger District, near Woods Canyon Lake...for the same place where we had cut down our first tree!

We decided to go get our tree on Sunday, December 10. After loading up the van with all of our equipment (axe, saw, sled, and diaper bag), we started our journey to the Mogollon Rim. Of course, when we stopped for breakfast at Einstein's Bagels, we realized that we had forgotten the most important thing: the permit! (Need I say that having a baby makes you a big forgetful?) We returned home to retrieve the permit; then, we set off again.

It was a cold and cloudy day on the Mogollon Rim, much like it had been two years ago. The forecast had called for slight chances of snow in the high country that day, and I just knew that they were going to be correct. It was just a question of when it was going to snow: would it do so while we were cutting the tree, or on the way home? And would we take the scenic route home again?

There was a lot of snow - and ice - on the ground when we arrived at FR 300 (the famous Rim Road). There were also a lot of people on the road, all of whom seemed to be there for the same reason as us: to cut down a Christmas tree. There were convoys of pick-up trucks, coming and going; those that were leaving already had nice looking spruce or fir trees strapped in their beds. That was the type of tree that we wanted, too, so it was a good sign to see that there were so many nice trees to be found.

Now our goal was to turn our Christmas tree search into a short hike - that was why we brought the sled. Once we entered the Christmas tree cutting area, we pulled the van off to the side of the road and parked there so that we could proceed on foot. John loaded the axe, his handsaw, and the diaper bag into the sled, and I put on the Snugli so that I could carry Mary. When we were ready, we started walking into the forest.

We hiked into a low area, where John and I had hoped to find a nice spruce or fir tree - he figured that we could find those types of trees in the low-lying areas, because it would be colder there. Instead, all we found were long-needled pines, which we thought made ugly Christmas trees. After walking about a quarter of a mile, we gave up and hiked back to the road. We ended up about a quarter of a mile away from the van, though, so John told Mary and me to wait there. He then ran to the van and drove it back to us.

As we continued driving along FR 300, I suddenly noticed that there were flurries falling from the sky. "Um, is it snowing?" I asked. I wasn't sure; it's not every day that I get to see snow fall. It could have been snow falling from the trees, for all I knew!

"Yes, it's snowing," John replied, sounding a bit annoyed. Of course, the reason he was annoyed was that he was having problems with the van. He had a loose connection in the steering column that was causing the van to stall out every time he hit a rough section of the dirt road. Now that it was snowing, he was getting worried that we were going to get stuck there.

We continued driving until we reached FR 169, which was where we had found our Christmas tree two years ago. We parked the van along a snow-covered side road off of FR 169 then got out and started walking. "Let's hurry up and get this over with," John insisted, "before it starts snowing harder."

Mary and I followed John into the forest to search for our Christmas tree. We weren't gone more than ten minutes before we finally found a nice tree to cut down. It was only four feet tall, but it was wide and not at all bald like all of the others we had seen. "Good enough for me," John said, and so he kneeled down and began cutting it. As he did so, it started snowing harder.Mary's first Christmas Tree, fresh cut in the Apache Sitgreaves Forest

"I better get Mary back into the van," I suggested. "I don't want her to get sick." Even though this was Mary's first snowfall, it was getting colder out there by the second, and I didn't want to keep her out there for much longer.

John asked me to wait for him so that I didn't get lost; then, I followed him back to the van. Once the tree was loaded and Mary was safely in her car seat, we climbed in and drove like mad to get out of there.

Well, okay, we didn't drive like mad. We actually had to drive slowly - especially on the rough sections of road - so that the van wouldn't stall out on us. It stalled out a couple of times before we finally made it back to the pavement, but after that we didn't have anymore problems with it.

Instead of taking the scenic route home through the snow, we returned the way we had come - through Payson. By the time we reached Christopher Creek, it had stopped snowing, and we safely made it back to Phoenix. We spend the rest of the afternoon decorating our Christmas tree and wrapping presents to put underneath it.

 

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