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May 5-6, 2000

"Barbershop Adventure"

With my due date growing closer and closer - and my belly getting bigger and bigger - John and I decided that we were going to have to do more car camping, at least until I was in better shape to carry a forty pound backpack! So, we made plans to go camping in the Workman's Creek area, which would have been the perfect place to camp during the month of May...had there not been a forest fire burning in the vicinity! By the time we returned from Rocky Point on April 30, the Coon Creek Fire had already engulfed more than 6,000 acres in the Sierra Ancha Wilderness Area, including Aztec Peak and Murphy Ranch. A week later, that figure had jumped to 8,000 acres, fifty percent of which had finally been contained. (We, of course, are saddened by the loss, because the Sierra Ancha Wilderness Area had once been a beautiful area, one that we had not yet had a chance to completely explore.)

Since we were unable to camp in Workman's Creek, we decided that our best bet would be to camp on the Mogollon Rim - it had been a while since we had camped on top of the Rim, so I thought that it would be nice to return there. John suggested that we camp near Milk Ranch Point - maybe even in the same spot where we got engaged - and for our day-hike, he came up with a number of trails to choose from.

Our adventure began on Saturday morning, May 5. We left the house at 6:30 a.m., and after making our obligatory stops for gas and breakfast, we started our drive to the Mogollon Rim, unaware of the adventures that would be waiting for us there. After driving for two hours, we arrived on top of the Rim and turned off on FR 300 - the famous Rim Road, where John and I had already had many adventures, including numerous flat tires. Then, we turned onto FR 218, which is the road that leads to Milk Ranch Point - and where we have had many other adventures. That was where we wanted to set up camp.

But where to set up camp? That was the question. Our first choice was to find the place where we had gotten engaged and see if we could camp there. (Keep in mind that the last time we tried to camp there, we were forced to leave the next morning when high winds blasted through our campsite, keeping us awake all night and almost ruining John's plans to propose marriage.) It had been a year and a half since that fateful day, so it took us a while to find that site again; and when we did, we found it just the way we remembered it. I was very excited as I stepped out of the van - it was like a sort of homecoming. I vividly recalled how miserable I had been and how wonderful I felt after John proposed.

Although I would have loved to camp there again, it just wasn't meant to happen, because the same strong winds that had chased away the first time were back! Instead of reliving the misery we had suffered on that horrible night, we decided to stake out another site, one that wasn't on the very edge of the Mogollon Rim. Before we drove away, though, we walked over to the spot where John had proposed to me and held each other as we reminisced.

Our next choice for a campsite was to find the place where we had camped with Bill and Erika during the weekend of the "funeral profession", in July 1998. We easily found that site along FR 218, and we were surprised to find that there wasn't anyone already camped there! So we stopped there and set up our campsite; then, we crawled into the tent to rest...and, of course, to play around.

That was when we were reminded that the zipper on our 9X8 tent was broken! We had a hell of a time getting the door closed! John remarked that he couldn't wait to see me struggle with it in the middle of the night when I had to get up to pee.

We finished resting around 11:30 a.m., at which time we decided to have lunch and figure out what to do with the rest of our day. While we ate our sandwiches, John opened up our Trail Bible and looked for easy trails that we could go hike. Of course, we knew of several easy trails in the area, but we had done all of them before. This time, we wanted to do something new. He suggested that we do the Barbershop Trail #19. According to the literature, it was supposed to be an easy, flat trail, and the trailhead could be found on FR 139, which was an all-weather road.

Before leaving for the trailhead, John suddenly found that there was an air bubble on one of the rear tires - the air bubble hadn't been there when we left the house that morning, so it had happened en route. Although we weren't concerned about replacing the tire - all of the tires were still under warranty - we were worried that the air bubble would burst while driving around on all of those dirt roads...or worse yet, while driving on the mountainous highway on the way home. At that point, John made the decision to leave the tire where it was and drive around with the air bubble. There was no sense in ruining our weekend over a faulty tire! He figured that it was better for the tire to go flat while driving around on FR 300 at twenty-five miles an hour than it would be to blow the tire doing fifty-five mph on Highway 87!
At the Barbershop Trailhead
We left for our hike right after lunch, following the directions that we had been given in the Trail Bible: take FR 300 to FR 139, turn left, and the trailhead would be on the right. Unfortunately, the book didn't give us any indication as to how far we would have to drive to get there (and we had forgotten our Coconino National Forest map). So after driving for over a half an hour without finding FR 139, we almost gave up and went back to camp. By the time we reached the Dude Fire area, John was convinced that he had passed right by it. Then suddenly, he found a sign at a trailhead that indicated that there was a trail junction with the Barbershop Trail a mile and a half away. That meant that we were indeed going in the right direction.

Finally, we found FR 139, and two miles later, we found the Barbershop Trailhead, which was well marked with signs to indicate the trail. We parked the van in the small parking area, and at 1:00 p.m. we began our hike. Our plan was to hike to the end of the trail and back for a total of seven miles. Considering that this was supposed to be a flat trail, we figured that it wouldn't take us more than four hours tops. Our destination would be the cabin at the end of the trail.

But we never made it that far. The trail was not at all as flat as we had been led to believe. During the first mile of the trail, we descended into Barbershop Canyon, climbed out of that, steeply descended into Dane Canyon, and finally climbed steeply out of that towards a forest road. It was during the climb out of Dane Canyon that I decided that the trail was too difficult for me. John agreed, so we headed back to the van.

Although the trail was too difficult for me, I did find it very pretty - a definite possibility for further exploration, perhaps even an easy backpack, for a future date. John and I lingered for a while in Dane Canyon, where we sat down on the grass next to the creek and ate Power Bars while we enjoyed the scenery. It reminded us of the East Clear Creek area, because it was so lush and green. (We came to find out later on that Dane Canyon eventually merges with Barbershop Canyon, which then becomes East Clear Creek Canyon!)

In order to avoid the steep, rocky climb out of Dane Canyon, John suggested that we follow the creek, because he was certain that it would take us back into Barbershop Canyon. Though we didn't have a map to guide us, I knew that he was correct, just based on my own sense of direction. However, after following the creek for several hundred feet, we discovered that we had not chosen the best route after all, because the creek soon became choked with fallen logs and poison ivy. Instead of turning back, John looked up and said, "The trail is just up there. We'll just go cross country."

That meant climbing up a cliff, which didn't look nearly as steep as it was. Of course, once I was halfway up the cliff, there was no turning back, no matter how scary it got. Gritting my teeth and trying to keep from crying, I pulled myself up the cliff and eventually made it back to the trail, at the point where the trail began to descend into Barbershop Canyon. "Well, honey, we avoided the steep section of the trail!" John pointed out. (Great. Thanks.)

We made it back to van around 3:00 p.m., at which time we decided to head back to camp to rest until dinner time. It took us an hour to drive back to camp because we had to drive slowly in case of a blowout - not that we would ever have a blowout (or two!) on FR 300! After returning to our campsite, the two of us crawled into our tent and took a short nap.

We were awakened around five o'clock by the sound of children's voices in the distance. As we emerged from the tent, we discovered that there was a family in the campsite next to ours, probably a couple hundred feet away. There weren't there to camp; my guess is that there were there to have a picnic. What struck us as odd was that there were performing some bizarre dance in a circle, like a coven of witches. "Look, honey," we remarked, "the entertainment has arrived!"

Around the same time, we decided to start dinner. While John got the stove ready, I began to pull out our food. "So what are we having?" John asked me as I searched through the food box for our side dishes.

"Well," I replied, "I packed some canned vegetables and some pasta and rice. Do you want rice or pasta?"

"What kind did you bring?" he asked, bending over the food box to see what I had packed. A few seconds later, he discovered that there wasn't any pasta or rice: I had forgotten to pack them! Instead of putting the ones I had just bought in the food box, I had put them in the pantry. I felt like such an idiot!

Although John didn't want to drive on the highway with that bad tire, he suggested that we go into Clint's Well to buy a package of pasta or rice for dinner. Along the way, while we were still on FR 218A, we saw a couple of female elk grazing on the side of the road. John stopped driving so that we could sit and watch them until they disappeared into the trees. Perhaps it was a good thing that I forgot the pasta; otherwise, we wouldn't have seen them!

We made it to Clint's Well and back without incident, except for seeing a dead elk along the side of the road, next to Clover Creek. ("Look, honey!" John exclaimed. "Wildlife!") Soon after we returned to camp, we had a delicious dinner on the table and a nice campfire nearby. We spent the rest of the evening enjoying the warmth from our fire and the pleasure of each other's company.

Despite the fact that it had been a little chilly during the night, thanks to the wind that continued to blow well into the night, we managed to sleep quite comfortably. We even had to get up at one point to answer nature's call and found that it wasn't very cold outside at all. To add to our comfort, the winds finally died down around 2:00 in the morning, which allowed us to sleep peacefully until the crack of dawn.

Early the next morning, after I had poured my coffee and eaten breakfast, John and I went for a drive to look for wildlife. Unfortunately, it was already too late for us to see anything, but we did make it to Milk Ranch Point and back. Along the way, we stopped at Dickinson Flat, where we had scattered his grandfather's ashes in July 1998. (Bill asked us later if the grass around the pine trees was still dead from all of the Malort we had dumped there!)

After returning to camp, John and I proceeded to pack everything up so that we could get home a little early. Although we would have loved to stay a while longer to explore, we needed to get home. We were supposed to be at his parents' house by 4:00 that afternoon to meet John's second cousin Betina, who was visiting from Aberdeen, Scotland with her husband and eight-month-old daughter Hannah. We also had a million things to do around the house. So, after changing out the bad tire and packing up our camping gear, John and I said goodbye to the Mogollon Rim and drove home. The weekend's adventure was over.

 

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