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March 13-14, 1999

"Di-Verde-d"

Every now and then, John and I have a disastrous weekend, during which anything that can go wrong usually does and at the worst possible time. This was one of those weekends.

The plan was to leave bright and early Saturday morning and drive to Sheep Bridge, where we could find the southern trailhead for the Verde River Trail #11. We hoped to be at the trailhead by 9:00 a.m., at which time we would begin backpacking to Pete's Cabin, ten miles into the Mazatzal Wilderness Area. There, we would spend the night, and Sunday morning, we would hike back to the van. It sounded like such a good plan, and I was looking forward to it because I was finally going to have the chance to use my new backpack...and John and I were going to christen our new backcountry tent.

The day started off without a hitch. John and I awoke at 4:30 a.m.; and we were so efficient that we were at Einstein's Bagels just after 5:30 a.m. to get breakfast. From there, I drove the van until we reached the boundaries of the Tonto National Forest, at which point the pavement ended and John's excellent driving skills were required.

Getting to Sheep Bridge involves a three-hour drive, two hours of which is on dirt road. From the valley, we drove north on Scottsdale Road until it became Tom Darlington Road, as we entered Carefree. Then, we turned right onto the Carefree Highway, which eventually becomes FR 24 as the pavement ends. This forest road goes right through the Seven Springs Campground then continues on for another twenty-five miles or so. After Seven Springs, the road becomes a little rough, but it doesn't require a 4WD vehicle. Eventually, the road comes to a T-intersection at another forest road. This one -- a primitive 4WD road -- leads to Sheep Bridge.

We passed through Seven Springs a little after 7:00 a.m., just as the sun was rising in the eastern sky, warming us but blinding us as well. There was hardly a cloud in the sky, no rain in the forecast, and we were expecting a high of about eighty degrees for the whole weekend -- perfect weather!

Then...it happened. Twelve miles north of Seven Springs, twenty miles north of pavement, thirty miles from a service station, disaster struck. At first we thought it was nothing but the sound of rocks hitting the running boards on the van. That made sense because we were on a dirt road. Just to be sure it wasn't an engine problem, John stopped the van and revved the engine. It sounded healthy, so he continued driving.

Minutes later, as he glanced at his side mirror, he saw bits of rubber flying off of the rear tire. "Oh, shit!" he exclaimed, stopping the van. "We blew a tire!"

Of course, as long as you have a spare, just one blown tire, even one that was as shredded as our rear tire, is not an issue.

But if you have two flat tires...well, as John put it, "We are so screwed!"

As he got out of the van to assess the damage, he heard a hissing sound coming from the front tire, and it was getting flatter by the second. Whatever it was that we hit had punctured the left front tire and shredded the left rear one.

Naturally, we were scared that we would be stranded there for a while, and fortunately we were prepared to be there for a couple of days -- we had enough food and water to get us through until Monday. However, we weren't ready to give up just yet. We still had one spare and a can of Fix-a-Flat, and just a mile up the road was a ranch. John used the Fix-a-Flat to inflate the front tire. Then, after driving the van onto flat road, he changed out the shredded tire.
Two flat tires
Meanwhile, the front tire was still deflating. The Fix-a-Flat wasn't working, and by the time he had finished putting on the spare, the front tire was flat again. With only three round tires, we carefully drove to the ranch-Ranch 51 to get help.

Of course, it would have been easy for us to get help if the rancher had been home, but we weren't that lucky. As we pulled up to the fence, we noticed that there were "No Trespassing, Keep Out" signs posted, and the main gate was locked up tight. John wouldn't let that stop him, so he crawled under the gate then walked towards the ranch, calling out, "Hello?" as he approached the house. He didn't want to startle the rancher, because getting shot would have only made matters worse.

Minutes later, John returned to the van to report that the rancher was not home. "Great," I scoffed, discouraged. "Now what are we going to do?"

John was far from discouraged; while down at the ranch, he had found a compression tank that he could use to inflate the tire. Taking the front tire with him, he returned to the ranch and filled the tire with air from the compression tank. He then plugged the leak with a screw and a little JB Weld. After putting the tire back on the van, he drove like mad back to Carefree, to the Shell station on the corner of Tom Darlington Road.

And by the time we arrived, we only had five pounds of air left in the tire.

The workers at the Shell station helped us repair the damage. They plugged the front tire and filled it with air; then they replaced the rear tire and fixed the rim, which had been slightly damaged. By 11:00 a.m., we were back on the road, ready to go to Plan B. Since we had come all that way to go backpacking, we weren't about to turn around and go home. However, it was already too late in the day for us to do the Verde River Trail. After consulting the Tonto National Forest map, we decided to go to Horseshoe Lake, park the van at the dam, and backpack to a campsite along the lake's shore. There was a 4WD road (FR 497) that would take us around to the northern shores of the lake, where we hoped to find a secluded site where we could spend the night.

As always, though, finding that perfect campsite required a little work -- in this case, it involved hiking cross country, along the ridgeline above the lake, on a trail so narrow that it couldn't even be classified as a deer trail. One wrong step, and we could have rolled down a cliff and into the lake.

And that was only the first mile. After leaving the ridgeline, we found a 4WD road leading to FR 497. We hiked the road for about two miles, until we reached a point at which there was, according to the map, an undeveloped, primitive road/trail that would take us to a peninsula along the northern banks of the lake. The problem was that we couldn't find it. We did find a wash (in which we found a Canadian Club whiskey bottle) and we followed that until it became too overgrown, at which time we started hiking cross- country again. This time, it was through a desert that was so lush that you couldn't walk three feet without running into another jumping cholla cactus or a palo verde tree. One part was so dense that we kept stepping on dead cholla branches; we would have to stop and pull them out before continuing.

Eventually, we found the road we were supposed to take, and we followed it down to a vast meadow that was covered with driftwood and..... pricker burrs! Thousands upon thousands of pricker burrs, dense in some spots, sparse in others. You couldn't walk ten feet without having to stop to pull them off of your socks! And the plants on which they grew were indestructible. John tried to set one on fire, but it wouldn't burn.
Our new backcountry tent
It had taken us three hours to get to that meadow: three hours of rough hiking, through bad conditions. And when we arrived, we were only one straight mile from Horseshoe Dam -- and the van was just on the other side of the dam. Worse yet, on the opposite shore was the boat ramp. Several trucks were parked there, and one of them had a very loud stereo. Fortunately, he didn't stay overnight, however, just after the sun went down that night, someone started firing off a gun. So, it wasn't the best campsite, but we at least had a little privacy.

We found a campsite next to a dead tree, in an area in which there were the fewest pricker burrs. We pitched our backcountry tent, set up a fire ring, and gathered firewood. Then, tired and sunburned, John and I rested. I crawled into the tent, where it was nice and cool, and I took a twenty-minute power nap. John went down to the lake, where took off his shirt, sat on a log, and soaked his feet in the water. After I awoke from my nap, I joined him down there.

The rest of the day was peaceful. We started a roaring fire, using the driftwood that was strewn about, and after dinner, we christened the backcountry tent. We turned in early that night; and though the ground was hard, I slept like a rock, warm and cozy in my semi-mummy bag. The next morning, John and I awoke at 5:30 a.m., and we had a chance to watch the sunrise before dropping camp.

We left at 8:30 in the morning, before the day began to get too hot. We tried to take a short cut through the meadow, which meant hiking through dense patches of those damn pricker burrs! That also meant hiking down the side of a steep hill, which, to me, was more like a cliff! I couldn't do it, so we hiked back the way we had come, going first through the lush desert. Ironically, as we arrived at FR 479, we ended up at the exact point where we had left it the day before: at the Canadian Club whiskey bottle!

Once again, the hike took us three hours, and to our great relief, all four tires on the van were roundish. Since it was still early in the day, John and I decided to drive to Bartlett Lake, where we saw a most amusing sight (of course, it probably wasn't so amusing to the people involved). There was a truck whose front end was partially submerged in the lake. It looked as though it had been parked on the hill, but its owners had failed to use the parking brake, so it probably rolled into the water. There was also a tow truck nearby, but that, too, was stuck on the side of the hill. As Homer Simpson would say, "D'OH!"

Amazingly, we returned home early. Filthy and smelly, we staggered into the apartment and threw ourselves into the shower. Having survived the weekend, I was thankful for the hot water and the clean clothes, but most importantly, I was thankful for John's ability to solve bad situations. Had he been anyone else, we would have still been stuck on FR 24, twelve miles north of Seven Springs.

But we weren't. We were home, and another adventurous weekend was over.

 

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