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March 6, 1999

"Table Top Sex"

Finally, a month later, John and I found a day for us to conquer Table Top Summit! We had twice planned to hike this strenuous trail, and both times we had to cancel, once for lack of time (on Super Bowl Sunday) and once because I was sick. It was starting to look grim because the days were beginning to heat up, and it wouldn't be long before we wouldn't be able to do the trail due to the intense summertime heat. Fortunately, John's original plan for the day -- training with his skydiving team -- was canceled, so I suggested that we hike Table Top Summit.

As usual, we left before sunrise, stopped for bagels and gas on our way out of town. By the time we hit the freeway, it was 6:30 a.m. Now, according to the directions we had gotten from the Internet, we figured that it would take us at least two to three hours to reach the trailhead. We read that, in order to get to the trailhead, we needed to go south on I-10 until we reached I-8; we would then take I-8 west (towards Gila Bend) until we reached the Vekol Road exit (Exit #144). From there, it was 15.3 miles on primitive roads to the trailhead.

However, that would have been too much driving. Instead, we took I-10 to Maricopa Road, then took Maricopa Road to I-8. This cut some time off of our trip; we managed to make it to the trailhead a little after 8:00 a.m.
Table Top
The Table Top Summit Trail -- a 3.5 mile long trail that winds through the Table Top Mountain Wilderness Area -- is a beautiful trail that is maintained by the Bureau of Land Management, making this our first BLM Wilderness Area adventure. The trail begins at the wilderness boundaries (and as we entered the wilderness, John and I shared a "wilderness" kiss) at an elevation of 2,200 feet. During the first two miles, the trail is very flat, climbing only 300 feet. Then, upon reaching the base of the mountain, the trail begins to switchback, and, over the next 1.5 miles, it climbs 1700 feet. The trail finally ends at the very top of the mountain, on a plateau (hence the name "table top").

The climb itself is difficult, but it is not impossible. I hiked it without much difficulty, taking it at my own pace until I reached the summit. At the end of the trail is a sign post. There was supposed to be a sign that read "Table Top Summit", but it had already disappeared. There were, however, first aid cards that had been left behind by a previous hiker, as well as a hat and two bottles of water. Some kind soul had left these things there as part of a good deed, to ensure that no one would get hurt hiking that trail as it can be a brutal in the desert heat.

Though we were not the only ones hiking that day, we were the first ones to reach the summit, at 10:20 that morning, after hiking for two hours precisely. The other hikers were at least a half an hour behind us, giving John and I another opportunity to be naked in the woods...or, in this case, in the wilderness. Upon reaching the summit, John and I sought out a more secluded area, away from the sign post, and we stripped down until we were wearing nothing but our hiking boots and our sunglasses.
Post trail-sex
And, of course, being suckers for statistics, we pointed out to each other that this was only the second wilderness area in which we had had sex, the first one being West Clear Creek (on the West Clear Creek Trail #17, during our first backpacking trip).

We were dressed long before the other hikers reached the top. By that time, John and I were eating lunch and admiring the scenery. From the top of the mountain, we had the most spectacular 360° view. To the north, we could see Maricopa and South Mountain Park. To the east, we saw Casa Grande and the Picacho Mountains, and through the haze, we could barely make out the shape of the Santa Catalina's. South of us was the Papago Indian Reservation, and in the distance, the Babovaquori Mountains, which are near the Mexican border.

After lunch, John and I decided to explore the forty acres of grasslands on top of the mountain. There were no trails, so we had to hike cross-country, avoiding cactus plants and watching out for rattlesnakes as we hiked. Of course, that didn't stop me from stepping on a hedgehog cactus. Its needles went through my boots and stabbed me in the foot, but fortunately, there wasn't any permanent damage.

At the other end of the plateau, John and I discovered a geological survey marker in a ring of lava rocks. Next to the marker, we found a Mason jar filled with scraps of paper, as well as a yellow coffee can inside of a Zip Lock bag. Inside of this can was a smaller can of the same color. We opened each one to see what they contained, and we found that, on each scrap of paper found within the jar and the cans, people had written down the date and time that they had reached the summit of that mountain. They also included the names of the people in their party. Some reported what the weather was like that day. Others related what they did once they reached the top. The coffee can also had blank pieces of paper and a pencil, so John and I contributed our story: "3/6/99 John and Heather Verley reached the top at 10:20 a.m.-- had lunch, had sex, played naked. Beautiful weather, breezy and cool."

It was just after noon when we started our descent down the mountain, and we reached the van at about two o'clock -- perfect timing, because the park was starting to get a little crowded! We passed four groups of hikers during the return trip, and, at the trailhead, there were groups of people having a picnic. (We didn't realize just how popular that area was.)

Though it was still early in the day, we decided to head home...but of course, we took the scenic route. After passing through Gila Bend to get some non-fat frozen yogurt (instead of ice cream), we took SR 85 north through Buckeye then headed east on Old Highway 85, which eventually becomes Buckeye Road in Phoenix. We were home before dark, happy that we had finally conquered the mountain.

 

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