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January 22-23, 2000

"A Rather Crappy Adventure"

There are time when, while hiking a rather difficult trail, John and I will see something amazing that makes the whole trip worthwhile, whether it's a stunning view, a family of elk grazing in a meadow, or even just a pretty patch of wildflowers. At that point, John will utter his famous line: "I try to take you to pretty places." Ninety-nine percent of the time, he succeeds.

One percent of the time, though, he fails. That is exactly what happened that weekend, when we decided to backpack the Towel Creek Trail #67.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. All of the literature we had read about the trail intrigued us and led us to believe that it was a trail worth hiking. It would be perfect for a backpacking trip, too, because there would be water in Towel Creek and in the Verde River, which was to be our destination. So, Saturday morning, January 22, John and I threw our backpacks into the car and began our two hour drive to the Towel Creek Trailhead.

To get there, we took I-17 to Camp Verde, then took SR 260 east to FR 708, which becomes Fossil Creek Road in Strawberry. The Towel Creek Trailhead is located nine miles down the road, near a ranch. Though the trailhead is not hard to find, it is difficult to find parking - there isn't any parking available at all, so we had to park several hundred yards away.

Our hike began at 8:30 a.m., as we entered the trailhead gate. At first the trail was very indistinct, but once we saw the old jeep road, it became clear where we were supposed to go. As we approached the road, we found that it was covered with hay for the cows, which were grazing nearby. The cows belonged to one of the local ranchers, whose ranch was a quarter of a mile down the road. (That ranch was just one of many in the area, as we came to find out during our hike.)

Almost immediately, we began a quarter mile hike uphill towards a pass, and, of course, when you are as out of shape as I was, any uphill jaunt can seem to be a groaner! Upon reaching the pass, I suggested that we stop for a break so that I could catch my breath. We weren't even a mile into the trail, and my heart was already pounding!
Rocky terrain on the Towel Creek Trail
After that, though, the jeep road leveled out as it wound around a ridgeline for about two miles. That part of the journey was the easiest, because the terrain was fairly even and the grade wasn't too difficult. Along the way we passed by two tanks. The first one was down below the road, and in order for us to get to it we would have had to hike cross-country. The second one was at the end of the jeep road, enclosed by a corral, in which there were several cows. It was here that we first encountered the crap. Not just a little crap, but acres upon acres of crap, littering the dried, grassy landscape. Crap as far as the eye could see.

Cow patties. Everywhere. Some fresh, some dry, all reeking. What a nauseating sight!

It was also here that we got lost for the first time. The fence that encircled the corral had two gates: one that led to the trail, and another that went nowhere. We took the latter gate and began hiking along a cow trail - yes, that was littered with cow patties - until we realized that we weren't on the trail any longer. Unfortunately, we were unable to verify that, because we didn't have any maps of the trail with us, but John was absolutely sure that we should have gone through the other gate. Again, forces of nature were working against us, which is why we didn't have a map. John had gone to Wide World of Maps to purchase topos for the region. Instead, he decided to spend the extra money and buy topos for the entire state of Arizona on CD-ROM - it came as an eight CD set. However, after getting the set home, he noticed that disk number five was missing; that was the disk containing the topos for Towel Creek!

We took a chance and returned to the tank so that we could go through the other gate, and on the other side, we found the trail, which at this point had become a narrow footpath that followed along Towel Creek. At first, the terrain, though littered with cow patties, was quite even, but it wasn't long before it became very rocky - and as our journey continued, the trail became progressively rockier until we were no longer able to hike at a normal pace.

A quarter of a mile down the trail was the junction with the Towel Spring spur trail, which led to Towel Spring. Out of curiosity, John decided to investigate, but I declined and kept on hiking along the main trail. As he reached the spring, he found that it was nothing more than a trickle, like Baldy Spring on Mount Wrightson. Then, instead of returning the way he came, he decided to see if the spur trail would eventually lead him back to the main trail - and as a result, he ended up hiking cross country until he met up with me. He fell twice during his trek because the countryside was too rocky. One fall caused him to skin his knee.

Our pace began to slow considerably as the day progressed and as the trail became rockier. Sometime after lunch, with several miles left to go before we reached the Verde River, John and I began to realize that we were probably not going to make our destination, because our pace was simply too slow - and I was getting too tired. After having hiked five and a half miles (not including the distance traveled when we were lost), John suggested that we begin looking for a campsite.
Crap...as far as the eye can see...
But did I mention that the terrain was rocky and covered in cow patties? We had a terrible time finding a campsite, because everything we found was either too rocky or too stinky. We were forced to keep hiking in search of a decent campsite. Finally, just after the third creek crossing, John suggested that I sit down to rest while he scouted on ahead to look for either our destination or a campsite. He walked for an additional half-mile while I waited. When he finally returned, he reported that he hadn't found anything but that we were about a mile from the Verde River, along very steep and rocky terrain. At that point, we decided to turn around and settle for a campsite that I had found a quarter of a mile back.

It wasn't much of a site, but it worked for us, after performing a little bit of maintenance on it. That involved using our camp shovel to remove the cow patties so that we could clear away a spot for our tent. Then, just to make sure that we didn't get any cow manure on our tent, we laid the tube tent down on the ground and set the tent up on top of it. Once our camp had been established, John left to filter water, and I began to build a fire ring and gather firewood. Finally, after all had been said and done, the two of us crawled into the tent and took a short nap before dinnertime.

The rest of the evening was peaceful. After dinner, we sat around the campfire and enjoyed the silence and solitude that one can only find in the backcountry. We hadn't seen another person during the entire trip - the Towel Creek Trail is obviously not widely used - and as a result we were able to enjoy a very quiet evening. We also had the chance to do some stargazing; using our binoculars, we spent some time gazing up at the stars, looking at constellations and trying to figure out what was what. One "blob" of stars in particular caught John's eye. With the naked eye, it looked like a cloud, but through the binoculars, he was able to see seven distinct stars among what looked like a cloud of gas. We later found out that this constellation was Taurus.

We were in bed very early that night, and as a result, we were awake before sunrise, during the coldest part of the morning...and, of course, I had to pee, meaning that I had to leave the warmth of my sleeping bag to go relieve myself. Bundled up in multiple layers of clothing, John and I emerged from the tent to start the new day. After starting a campfire to warm us up, we made breakfast, which consisted of oatmeal and coffee for me and noodle soup for John - there's nothing like a hot breakfast on a cold morning to get you going!

Once we were warmed up, we packed up camp and began our long journey back to the trailhead. We left at 8:30 a.m. and figured that it would take us until 2:30 p.m. to get back to the car. However, we made much better time than we anticipated. That was largely due to the fact that we were hiking the most difficult part of the trail while we were fresh, unlike the day before when we had to hike that same portion while tired. That can make all the difference in the world. As a result, we took less frequent breaks and made much faster progress across the rough terrain. (However, the colorful language I chose to describe the trail still flew from my mouth.)

By lunchtime, we reached the end of the rough terrain and the beginning of the jeep road, at the tank. We paused for lunch next to the corral, in an area with the least amount of cow patties. Then, fully rested, we continued on our hike. By 1:30 p.m., after making excellent progress, we were back at the car.

And all I could say to John was that this time, he didn't succeed in taking me to a pretty place. The region was far too overgrazed to be attractive, and the terrain was too rocky for safe hiking - as a result, it just wasn't a place that I would want to hike again.

 

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